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Wish we were able to search our wonderfully witty words? Well, wook no further! With dAmn It Search, you can just type in a few key words and through the magic of MySQL Fulltext (srsly dunno how that works, but it does) you'll get some nifty results in no time.

Once you've installed the script just go to the regular dAmn It page, and you'll see a new Search link at the top. Just click that link to go to the Search page, type in your query and hit Enter!

Avatars are b0rked, since I didn't feel like storing the proper path. Might fix that in a later version. Also no pagination, so if you search "penis" and get a few hundred results then, well, you probably deserved it.

Inspired by and based on `frozenpandaman's


Edit: Forgot to mention, my server's going through the quotes and storing them for search, and it updates roughly once per hour. It'll lag slightly behind the real dAmn It, but all the quotes are moderated anywho, so no biggie.

'Course, this means when you search you're sending your queries to my server...so, fair warning? :B
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:iconneycuurose1:
NeycuuRose1 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
WTF is a dou----OH THOSE THINGS
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:iconknightofbreath:
KnightOfBreath Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2011
Is it possible to improve upon it a little? The results are limited. I wanted to create a small database of all of my quotes, but the server isn't returning all of them. ^^;
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namenotrequired Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Found this recently, doesn't work for me... :paranoid: was it broken by some dA update or something? :D
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:iconlazybutt:
lazybutt Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009
yes, omg! :faint:
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:iconcatluvr2:
catluvr2 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
When I get my internet back, I'm installing this. :boogie:

yay, I made it in the preview! :shower:
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:iconswanart:
SwanArt Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
If you don't have (or had) internet how did you send this???
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:iconcatluvr2:
catluvr2 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I went somewhere that HAD the internet. :B
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:iconxxbeatenchildxx:
XxBeatenChildxX Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
? i'm confused ? :hmm:
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:icondbestarchitect:
dbestarchitect Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2009
Mucho effective.

:community::iconsaysplz: Thanks Mister Zikes!
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:iconjezebe11e:
jezebe11e Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2009
Excellent! :excited:
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:iconplaguemotes:
Plaguemotes Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
Nice!
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:iconmissinghorcrux:
MissingHorcrux Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
Faaabuluous, thank you. <3
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realillusions Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
Without installing this...why not just include the script for every dAmn It page, and have the XHR redirect you to your search ';page', instead of requiring going to another page beforehand? It's a subtle difference, but dA has their search on every page by default, so it'd be more streamlined.

Although, if you've done that and I've misinterpreted, then carry on. :D
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:iconzikes:
zikes Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009  Professional Artist
Nope, you interpreted correctly, I was just looking for a blank slate to work with :paranoid:
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:iconfrozenpandaman:
frozenpandaman Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009  Student General Artist
This is fantastic. :faint: Thank you! :love:
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:iconstickmanwww:
Stickmanwww Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009   Digital Artist
not working for me in FF2 :Y
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:iconsynfull:
Synfull Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
:la:
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:iconmbqlovesottawa:
mbqlovesottawa Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009  Student Artisan Crafter
:excited:
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:iconzikes:
zikes Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009  Professional Artist
Lightbox tiem! :la:
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Tryangle Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2009  Professional General Artist
:B
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:iconkatataetc:
KatataEtc Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
:clap: cool :dummy:
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:iconwisdom-of-trees:
wisdom-of-trees Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
Penis...
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:iconzikes:
zikes Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009  Professional Artist
Somebody get this woman the penis she deserves!


Y'know, in that context that branch on your tree looks kinda like a...:o
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:iconwisdom-of-trees:
wisdom-of-trees Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
I have a tree penis. Damn, that never even occurred to me.
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:iconcatluvr2:
catluvr2 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
That goes well with the boobietree I quoted. :D
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:iconltblue15:
LTBlue15 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
Yes, quite the woody, well anyway, i don't see how the original post was whitty but i guess i do now... sort of.
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Tokyo-Angel Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
:lmao:
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